There are many risks associated with simply leaving your home because of Winter Storm Blair. Everything is literally covered in ice. Every stride on the solid, slick ground makes me anxious, if you’re like me.
Did you know that when it’s slick outside in the winter, there is a “correct” way to walk? Motivated by creatures who are adept at surviving on the tundra. Penguins! Yes, even if it might seem a bit goofy, it will prevent you from losing your business.
If only my lovely spouse had remembered that the other day when he was at work. He wasn’t walking like a penguin, but he was walking extremely carefully. He defended himself by saying that the area he was traversing was a small ramp. However, everything started to go awry as he reached the bottom.
He BIT IT when his legs flipped out from under him. Like a cartoon character, he landed on his side [insert Goofy yell here]. Even his damn hat flew off! Even though I would feel sorry for him, I know that he would be giggling uncontrollably while seeing reels of other people doing the same thing when we sit on the couch tonight.
And somehow he was all right! He did admit to feeling a little queasy in his neck yesterday. which is unfortunate, but he is fortunate that his company has removed the video and that everyone is laughing about it. Here it is if you would like to laugh about it as well.
